Tuesday, April 24, 2012

Breaking News ...

Excuse the pun, but I do have further news re the broken bones. 

I'm going into hospital again tomorrow for some corrective surgery. Seems the emergency surgeon in spain didn't quite get it right which will cause problems down the road such as arthritis and the potential for ankle fusion surgery down the track. 

Some new british hardware will be installed and I'll be back to square one, another 6 weeks on crutches with a mulitcultural right leg. As you can imagine, I'm not really happy about this outcome, but don't have much choice.

To add insult to injury, we are now arguing with the insurers. Unti now they have been great, but are refusing to pay for private surgery in the UK and want to send me home and throw me into the public health system. No way, José!!

Holiday Snaps

Our dear long suffering friends, Pete and Kath will be stuck with us for some time, and we are stuck with Welsh weather. 

Please send alcohol.




Monday, April 2, 2012

My New Spanish Ankle


Once again, post has been delayed due to crappy internet. We should be sorted for a while now. This happened on 28/3/12

I thought that only 10 year olds were supposed to fall off their bikes and break a leg – not 56 yr olds!!! However, this has now happened to me.

We are in a town called Merida in the Extremadura region, famous for its Roman ruins and now for ruined ankles. We were pottering about the town, when my bike slipped on a piece of glossy paper that flew into my path. I crashed to the ground and broke my ankle plus tibia and fibula – a trifecta.

With the help of the local police and ambulance I made it to the emergency room, had the usual x-rays etc and was examined by the resident orthopaedic surgeon - all without pain relief. He was wrenching my poor broken foot around and telling me to relax, when I developed sudden onset Tourrette’s Syndrome. I don’t usually swear at doctors, but this was beyond my level of tolerance, the pain was incredible!!!  He got the message.

Anyway, they whisked me into surgery under epidural (blessed numbness) and I’m now sporting a plate and 9 screws. My ankle now looks like it belongs on a shelf in Bunnings*.

Thankfully I needed only 2 nights in hospital. Whilst it was a modern hospital with modern equipment, it was very Spanish, with nurses who had clearly been to the Hitler Youth School of Nursing, efficient and brusque. They insisted on talking to me loudly in Spanish in the hope that eventually I would understand them. My Spanish is still limited to ordering beer and coffee, not really helpful in this situation. Anyway for future reference I learnt the 2 most important words you need in a Spanish hospital - dolor (pain) and orinar (urinate) ie; I need drugs, and I need to pee (no catheters!!).

The noise level in the hospital was incredible, often sounding like there was a cocktail party in full swing right outside my door. I have no idea who all those people were, but man they could talk – and loudly.
Sitting Outside Mog and Poky Cabin

Sore Paw

So now we are holed up in a small cabin at the campground, waiting for me to be able to fly to the UK where I will stay with friends to recuperate. Lawrence will get the Mog there somehow – hopefully by ferry from the Atlantic coast of Spain. I’m crap at using crutches I’ve discovered - I’m terrified of falling over, so need lots of assistance. Gin and crutches don’t mix.

The insurance company so far has been great, and all is being taken care of financially.

Not sure when the next blog will be – probably from Pete and Kath’s in N.Wales (my baby-sitters).

Watch this space for next exciting instalment.

2/4/12 Update: Have left poky cabin and now in lovely Parador, which has enough room to swing a cat, if one so desired.

Adios

*like B&Q in the UK

Sunday, March 25, 2012

From the Driver's Seat


I thought I'd just add my personal views on the final week of driving in Morocco. Up until Monday last week we hadn't deliberately taken the Mog off-road. I say "deliberately" because with some of the Moroccan "roads" it's difficult to tell.

Anyway, we decided to take an old "piste", as off-road tracks are referred to here, from Zagora to N'kob and then another piste over the Jbel Sarhro, which is an offshoot of the High Atlas, to Tinerhir. The first part to N'kob was no different from many Australian desert tracks; rough, rocky, bumpy, a few dry river beds but nothing bad.
The Driver

The bit from N'kob was another matter. It started out as just another rough track but, as we began to climb, it got steadily worse. N'kob is around 650m above sea level and the top of the track, the Tizi n'Tazazert pass is 2,300. It's 40km from Tinerhir but it's not a straight ascent. There are many ups and downs where the track climbs 300 metres in a short distance and then immediately drops 250m. 

The track was exactly that, a rough idea of the path to be followed but in no way was it any kind of road. Potholes half a metre deep, boulders, hairpin bends, landslips, 150m drops at the side; it had the lot. Interestingly, I didn't need 4 wheel drive in the Mog because of the huge ground clearance and low-down grunt. Even though I had to stop and reverse, with a huge drop at the side, to get round some of the hairpins, the Mog coped perfectly well in 2WD. In the Land Cruiser I'd definitely have been using low range. By the time we stopped at the top I was absolutely exhausted.

The Mog took a real pounding and at one point a lot of banging and movement from the roll cage started. When we got to the top I found that one of the mountings to the chassis had sheared. Next morning the noise and movement got even worse and I concluded that the other main mounting must have gone. That was the point where I gave up the off-road ambitions and drove very slowly to the bitumen road. Kate has already told the story of the wonderful mechanics in Tinerhir.
Well deserved omelette at the top

So, I thought that was the end of any really stressful driving. By this time I'd ceased to regard the typical Moroccan driver's insanity and "insha'allah" attitude as abnormal, had adjusted my driving to cope with it and thought I was doing quite well. I was about to be sadly disabused of this belief.

Kate has already written about our drive over the Rif which is the hash capital of Morocco. From the driver's seat it was probably the worst drive of my life. The road surface, although bitumen, is horrendous with camber changing in the middle of bends, crumbling edges, potholes and only just wide enough for two vehicles, IF the two are driven by sane, competent drivers. Neither of these adjectives can be applied to the average Moroccan driver. At many points there's a 200 metre drop at the side.

The Rough Guide's comment is that "the road sees relatively little traffic". Wrong! I can only presume that they travelled at 2.00 a.m. There was every size of car and truck plus buses and, worst of all, an incessant stream of "grands taxis" (generally 30 year old diesel Mercs containing 6 passengers plus the driver) driven by suicidal/homicidal maniacs who had obviously been smoking dope all day. I lost count of the number of near accidents we saw with these lunatics. One of their favourites is to overtake on the outside of a blind bend going uphill. More than once I came round a bend to find one of these bastards in the middle of the road and a big drop at the side.

To make it worse, every crappy, filthy town we passed through appeared to have a market on with the resulting traffic chaos: cars seemingly abandoned everywhere and anywhere, donkeys being loaded in the middle of the road and most of the population bombed out of their heads from smoking dope and wandering about randomly. All this was aggravated by lunatics leaping into the road waving packets of dope and cars flashing their lights and trying to stop us so they could sell us dope. We'd heard about drivers being boxed in, stopped and forced to buy dope and it looked at one point as though a character in a Peugeot 205 was trying to make us stop. I think, however, that in spite of being bombed, he got the idea that 8 tons of Mog running over a 205 was no contest and gave up.

The stress of coping with the awful road surface while trying to deal with the totally unpredictable behaviour of everything else on the road was horrendous and by 15.30 I was completely exhausted with about 100km to go. This doesn't sound much but, because of the road conditions, we'd been averaging under 40kph. Normally, we'd just have found somewhere off the road to stop and stayed for the night but that wasn't an option in this part of the world with all the nutcases running around. Somebody would almost certainly have tried to break into the truck during the night. 

We eventually got to the campsite in Chefchaouen around 18.30 and looking back on it 24 hours later, I can't actually remember any of the last half hour at all as I was so knackered. The combination of the road surface, which would have been no problem on its own, and the total lunacy by which we were surrounded just did me in. The drive over the Jbel Sarhro (High Atlas) was tiring, mainly because of the size of the Mog, but there I only had to contend with the road.

We're now back in Spain and I've had enough of driving in Morocco. The driving isn't quite as bad as Indonesia but I get the feeling that they're working on it. I guess I'm just to old to cope with this kind of stress. However, it was a timely reminder of third world driving standards and an indication of what will have to be faced on the journey back to Oz.

Thursday, March 22, 2012

Out Of Africa

We are back in Spain and camped in our favourite spot in El Puerto de Santa Maria. It feels like home, we even have the same pitch. It’s not quite the same without our buddies here, but lovely nonetheless.

Whilst we enjoyed Morocco, we are glad to be back in civilization. We took the 7.30am ferry from Tanger Med and got here just in time for Spanish Lunch!!  We walked down to our favourite restaurant and pigged out on seafood with a bottle of Palomino blanco. Yes, they make a dry white wine from Palomino in this region.

Things I loved about Morocco.

Ever loving Donkeys

  1. The donkeys.
  2. The dates
  3. Home delivered tagine – to your Mog door.
  4. Good souks
  5. Riad Chi-Chi
  6. The beer – it was really good when you could get hold of it.
  7. The Camping Parks right down in the south
  8. The loiterers – it’s a national sport in Morocco.
  9. The pastries
  10. The people we met – hopefully will keep in touch with all of you!!!

What can I say???


Things I won’t miss.

  1. Dirty toilets
  2. The Rubbish
  3. The drivers
  4. Dirty souks
  5. The camels
  6. Crossing the road (it’s best to follow a woman with a pram)
  7. The call to prayer 5 times a day (which sounded similar to a cow giving birth)
  8. Being hassled to buy stuff we don’t want
  9. Dodgy showers
  10. The dust

Why not???

 What's next?? - Watch this space...


Wednesday, March 21, 2012

Riff-Raff flogging Kif in the Rif


Once again this post is late due to lack of internet.

We’d read about the drug dealers and drug gangs in The Rif but decided that our Mog would protect us, and Lawrence was keen to cross this range to complete our Moroccan mountain experience.
The Riff

The idiots on the side of the road and in cars trying to flag us down were merely annoying, and fairly easily ignored. They were just a pest. It was the idiots driving the ‘grand taxis’ that were the threat to our lives (plus the buses, trucks and general maniacs). The Police are also a real menace with their continual road blocks which don't seem to achieve anything - maybe just collecting bribes.
A typical Riff Town - we didn't feel compelled to stay

I stopped counting the number of near head-on collisions, it was simply terrifying. If I’d been driving we’d both be dead by now. Lawrence was forced off the road several times to avoid collision, but this was fraught as well due to riff-raff on the side. If we’d known how bad it was we’d never have driven that way as the scenery was not ‘unmissable’, nothing near as spectacular as the High Atlas.

Lawrence will post a missive on the driving, so I won’t go on.

When we finally arrived in Chefchaouen we were both completely exhausted, and downed several beers in quick succession. Feeling slightly seedy today, but the town here is lovely and there is no hassle in the souk, therefore feeling relaxed again.
Beautiful Chefchaouen

Tomorrow we head to Martil on the Med before taking the boat back to Spain (which we now think of as home), and back to our lovely camp in El Puerto de Santa Maria.

And you thought WE were mad?